- Me: *banging on Drakes front door*
- Me*ringing the doorbell* I know you hear me out here nigga!
- Drake: *opens the door* What the hell are you doing?? Its 3 am
- Me: first of ball dont yell @ me. Second I texted you 10 times in the last 15 minutes you cant respond?????
- Drake: What are you talking about?
- Me: And the phone is closer to you than the door so I dont kno why you playin games wit me like im stupid.
- Drake: I was slee-
- Me: SLEEPIN WITH YA OTHA HOES! I KNEW IT! *pushes in past him*
- Me: Thank you for inviting me inside by the way Aubrey. You are so rude.
- Drake: How did you even get here so fast you live an hour away
- Me: I have been sittin outside in my car for 20 minutes bc I knew u was a dog and that u would ignore my text messages.
- Me: *lookin around* so where they at?
- Drake: Where is who??
- Me: Your other hoes stop actin stupid!
- Drake: *sighs* I do not have other hoes
- Me: OH so imma hoe now???
- Drake: What? N-
- Me: You would think that you'd have more respect for the mother of your unborn child but I guess not..
- Drake: Unborn child?
- Me: Yeah thats what the text messages was about you gonna be a daddy.*sits on his couch* Congratulations or whatever.
- Drake: You could have called me for that
- Me: I ain't have to call you thats what texting is for dumbass?? anyway niggas is hongry what you got to eat? And dont forget im eating for 2 now..unless this baby got a twin then im eatin for 3
I have stretch marks.
My computer always says there’s 14% of battery left
But dies 30 seconds later 😒